Things you should never do during sex

Whether you’re frolicking with a new partner or the love of your life, banishing these habits from the bedroom will keep you happier, both in and out of the sheets.

Checking your phone when you get a text
“I got a texxxxxxxxxxxxt!” No darling this isn’t an episode of Love Island, I need your full attention, and if you feel obliged to turn your head to your phone as soon as it vibrates on the table next to you, you leave me no option but to turn my head and move towards my lingerie drawer which also holds an important vibrating device for my sexual needs. Focus!
(Coughing or Sneezing
Whether you have known each other for a long time or not, nothing is more off-putting than a partner sneezing in your face during intercourse. Yes, it happens sometimes, but darlings do try your best by sneezing into the pillow or under the blanket. I am trying to focus on getting other areas of my body wet, not my face! So gross!
(Not kissing
“I never kiss on the mouth,” said Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman but that’s only because it came across too intimate, but that was a call girl for pity sake-  so guys are intimate, we want to be kissed.
I do feel a lot of partners like to avoid the mouth and kiss on the neck, the chest, the nipples and that are okay but we want that little bit of extra attention on our lips, it feels amazing when in action, don’t you think?
(Climax too soon
I know this is not the easiest for everyone, some people climax way too soon and it is hard for them to stop, it is hard for anybody excited to stop ejaculation. At some time or other, most guys have prematurely ejaculated. Up to 35 per cent of young men experience early ejaculation and they see it as a problem. It may take a little more time to overcome this but you can learn how to deal with it properly IE: communicate with your partner, go slow, pay attention to sensation and I believe in time you’ll have it to a tee.
(Staying quiet
For the love of god please make some noise! It really is the worst when the other person doesn’t even grasp the idea that sex should be a little more than just physical interaction. We need to hear you! Great sex involves a bit more on the vocals, it sounds sexy, it feels like you are both heading towards something great – especially when you orgasm. What is the point in having sexual intercourse if you can’t even hear a mouse fart between you both? BORING. Don’t kill the mood – make some music.
(Don’t go too fast
It is all about rhythm. (Please read that again).
I am sure we can all agree, somewhere along the way we have experienced the dead fish in our bed who doesn’t seem to want to move. On the flip side a partner who can’t seem to “go with the flow”, to keep up with the bodies natural movements. It’s just like dancing, you move together, stick to the same rhythm. You cannot go hard house when the other is vibing to smooth grooves, otherwise, you just look like two wooden dolls rocking uncomfortably together, knocking each other on the forehead every 2 minutes. Ouch.
(Jokes aside please
Maybe it’s a smaller than you expected? Or maybe she doesn’t seem to have paid much attention to her womanly maintenance the past decade and you’re in a panic to find the jewel. Either way, be cool, be calm and do not joke, people really do take things to heart. It may not at the moment but even the following day or their next sexual encounter, it can leave them paranoid and self-conscious.
Keep it brief and communicate in your own time. An easy lighthearted conversation can go a long way once you discuss issues like adults; there really is a solution to everything!
(Pressure your partner to orgasm
Have you cum yet? Did you cum? Please just stop!
It makes anybody very uncomfortable, slightly embarrassed and maybe a little on edge asking these rather “in your face” questions. It’s hard for anybody on the receiving end who does find it difficult to orgasm, the last thing they need is pressure.
Performing is one thing, however the need to end the performance with an orgasm and constant nagging from your partner is a total bummer, and unfair. If you have no place to be, then take your time and enjoy it, if it doesn’t happen this time, wait for the next, people really do struggle with this and it’s their issue not yours.

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